Nicole got me a "Weekender" subscription to the New York Times for Christmas. I started receiving the Friday, Saturday, and Sunday papers this past week. In Sunday's edition, the New York Times Magazine ran its annual 'Year in Ideas' issue, which aside from being a good read, included this piece on the back page.
Actual Patents Granted in 2007 - Presumed Issues they Solve / Address
Diaper bag activity center - Diaper bag not a fun place
Locking case for tooth brush - Tooth brush routinely vandalized
Leakproof straw - Massive straw leakage
Golf ball lubricant - Dry golf balls
Necktie knot protector - Necktie knots defenseless
Saliva ejector - Must spit manually
Vacuum-cleaner grip - Vacuum cleaner always getting away from you
Combined toy bunny and hat - Bunny and hat two separate objects
Inflatable umbrella - Umbrellas never inflate
Camouflage tire - People can see your tires
Baseball bat with window - Inability to see through baseball bat
Clothing hanger adapted for personal use - Impersonal hangers
Wrist-Mounted floatation device - Epidemic of wrist drownings
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